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Edna Sweetlove

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The latest comments that Edna Sweetlove has written.

LOVE , DESIER MADE IN TO A FOURE LETTER WORD?

2007-08-25
I can only assume this is ironic.

Or as you would say:-

Eye kann ohnli asyoom thiss iz yronick.


Edna's Unusual Act of Generosity

2007-02-13
Ta Mark!


Ballad of the All-American Soldier Boy Shortly To Get Into A BodyBag

2007-02-03
Pleased ya liked it Vicky!


THE PUNK MACBETH (By Edna MacSweetlove)

2006-11-23
I hope you will like this version of the Scottish play.


Bring It On Boys! Bring It On! Yeeha!

2006-11-22
I would rather eat a ground glass sandwich than munch on a dried out overcooked battery raised turkey with a load of sanctimonious self-satisfied fascists.


Bring It On Boys! Bring It On! Yeeha!

2006-11-21
In response to previous comments:-

1. I should be delighted to welcome home any relative stupid enough or criminal enough to go and join the army.
2. I am pleased you all loved the poem so much.


Rare Reason

2006-11-13
Apparently you were asleep at the back of the class when punctuation got taught.


Hidden Hope ~Response to Kathy's The Hidden Diamond~

2006-11-13
Confusing. And boring too, but not too bad for a teenager I suppose.


Love X-Spell

2006-11-13
Pretty boring teenage angst. I'll be generous as I'm in a good mood. 2/5.


All Hail! All Hail! America The Golden!

2006-11-13
It is delightful to receive illiterate comments on my poem. I can only assume that English is not your first (or second) language. Apart from the illiteracy, you are talking rubbish as well.


Israeli National Anthem (Censored Version by Edna)

2006-11-01
Ananim sounds a real prat.


God No More

2006-10-29
I assume English is not your first language, so please don't be offended when I say this is gibberish.


God No More

2006-10-29
I assume English is not your first language, so please don't be offended when I say this is gibberish.


God No More

2006-10-29
I assume English is not your first language, so please don't be offended when I say this is gibberish.


My shame

2006-10-28
Excellent. Two points:-

1] I am always impressed with someone who puts an umlaut onto naive.

2] I sometimes feel you need to shorten your texts for the benefit of those with a low boredom threshhold.


Its Only A Job

2006-10-28
I lost some of the references but I still liked this. It's nice to encounter an intelligent person for a change.


The Rescue

2006-10-25
This reminds me of what I told my mother when I was young. I said that if I saw a baby and a cat drowning in the river, I would save the cat.

Therefore I see nothing amusing in your poem. But thank you for reminding me of that day when I made my mother laugh with maternal pride.


Circle Jerks

2006-10-18
Incomprehensible.


Danish Modern

2006-10-18
Nice pussy picture. That's all I can say which is favourable.


Grass

2006-10-18
I assume you wrongly tagged this as "humour". I assume you meant "boredom".


Your love really stinks

2006-10-15
Unpleasant bile.


SUPERJEW66

2006-10-15
Do you have a translation for this into English?


The sound

2006-10-14
Killingly creative. You must be a laugh-riot at parties. Remind me not to be there.


Bjorn

2006-10-14
Hilariously unamusing. Do they have homes for retards in your area? Apply now and get a place before they're all full up!


Religious Rant (don't read if easily offended)

2006-10-14
Whilst I yield no no one in my condemnation and mockery of religion, I couldn't read this.

Why not, I hear you ask.

Two reasons.

1] No paragraphs, so daunting and potentially boring to read;

2] Too earnest, no humour, no mockery.

Mockery is the best way to approach the Godsquad.


More innocent people have been killed than the total sum of victims in the Twin towers

2006-10-09
ps: typo in last line: Eastern not Easter!


God bless America

2006-10-08
Rather good. Understated irony. No that any rightwingers will ever read it on an obscure website, which is a pity. And if they did, they would be insulting anyway.

PS. Last line of 2nd stanza: "does" instead of "do".


What did God say?

2006-10-07
God said zilch. He was having sex with his Mummy at the time.....


THE LAMP

2006-10-05
Not good.


Death in a can

2006-10-03
Very good. The Americans who slaughtered hundreds of thousands should be ashamed of themselves. But they aren't. They are proud of their arrogance and crime. But their time came on 9/11 and they didn't laugh so much then. And what joys may the future hold?


Frozen Haiku

2006-10-02
No.

It was a turd.


(Dear Weed)

2006-10-02
You get a prize for the maximum nmber of brackets possible ()()()()()()())()()()()()(((()))((()))())))(()()))[][][]}{}{][]{][][}{}[]{})[


More innocent people have been killed than the total sum of victims in the Twin towers

2006-10-01
Quite right! Well written! The "free" press of the US & the UK (well, mostly not free as they are largely run by fans of Israel) are pretty selective in their reporting.

I like the Israelis being called usurpers; it's a more polite word than the term I would normally use.


the sweetest thing

2006-10-01
Your author name is amusing. This poem is not. Why would the girl come from behind (unless of course your dick was attached to your rear). Which wouldn't surprise me.


The jiggers in my feet

2006-09-30
It might be helpful if you told readers what you are talking about BEFORE the footnote. Had you thought of washing your feet more regularly? Or maybe seeing a doctor?


The Joys of Summer

2006-09-30
Cloying American slushy sentimentality.


Slippery slimey smug arrogant deceitful thieving taxing Gordon

2006-09-29
If your spelling were as good as Brown's economics then I'd believe you. Personally I like John Prescott's dick.


Mahai Ramazan

2006-09-27
Very interesting.
Probably.


a monster staring at her neck

2006-09-23
not certain about the vortex bit.


the beautiful disgrace of lust

2006-09-23
Good last stanza.


A FUNNY Story.

2006-09-23
About as amusing as the atomic bomb on Hiroshima


Drunken stupor

2006-09-23
About as funny as syphilis


The Texts i luv 2 h8

2006-09-22
Very good. I too despair of lowgrade education: anyone for doing a PhD in Football Pitch Management with Lithuanian Epic Poetry at Walton-on-the-Naze Tech?


MAJOR ISSUES WITH A TEACHER!

2006-09-18
Not exactly what you would call interesting, is it?

I believe it is normal practice to spell "I" with a capital. So your teacher should have deducted 30 not 10.


The All-American Fairy

2006-09-18
There is a typo in the poem, for which I apologise:

for
"taught hairy little buns"

please read
"taut hairy little buns!

If anyone knows how to edit a submitted text, please let me know!


The Hidden Rage

2006-09-18
Wonderfully illterate. A gem. Also devoid of humour.


PROUD TURD 2

2006-09-18
Drivel.


Sledging in winter!

2006-09-18
Pathetic garbage. You must bne thicker than 2 short planks.


The landmine

2006-09-18
Puerile garbage. 98 months is more like it. You are an insult to England.


An Ode to Maggie!

2006-09-18
Illiterate and incompetent. Thatcher would have shoved you in the shit for this.